"I want to poke your eye out" Kieran age 2
"But if you don't have a pee-wee, where do you pee out of?" Nathan age 4
"Two hands on the wheel, please" Kieran & Nathan
"I think the Toaster Sticks must be out of season" Nathan, 4 on why Stop & Shop has been out of his breakfast staple for the last month
"I'll never forget you Mommy" Kieran 3 a few days before starting pre-school